FUCK YOU, GENE SHALIT!
You're a fucking twat-idiot-McAsshole! You look like a walrus who was beaten by the ugly stick and then dressed by the Olsen Twins.
I (Daniel) was watching TODAY this morning (of course, because I loves me some Matt Lauer), and up came the movie review segment of Eastern Promises by Mr. Dumb-fuck Gene Shalit. He proceeds to say how great of a film it is--a fantastic thriller, etc. etc. blah blah blah with the ending caveat: "...for ADULTS." He then goes on to moralize and how it is ridiculous it was to give the film an 'R' rating, as if having an adult or parent to next to a younger audience member would negate the "depravity" that is shown on screen. Apparently, an NC-17 rating, and the difference between a 16 and 17 year-old seeing this flick is enough to neutralize and truly grasp the horrible shit that goes down in the film. He's fucking retarded. He is actually saying a film can be and often should be specifically good (and by good, he conflates artistically and morally "good") within a specific age range! He's probably one of those stupid fucks who would get uptight for showing Brokeback Mountain in the high school classroom, as if teenagers don't already have an opinion on queer people, or that they are still in danger of being converted, or they don't know what butt-fucking is, or they have no emotional understanding of regret, love loss, or squandering one's life away, or even the ability to appreciate the aesthetically pleasing as aspects of the film. How fucking patronizing! Someone set that man's mustache on fire!
